Have you no sense of decency sir, at long last? Have you left no sense of decency?
-Joseph N. Welch, The Army-McCarthy Hearings
“How much are you? Or rather, how much is a miniature version of you? I would like to carry you around in a custom made haute couture bag. It is designed by Kikki Hamann. You don’t know who that is? How despicable is the common folks’ ignorance. Mimi, tell her please.”
“Kiki Hamann is the well known celebrity! Do your homework! Serious Buyer only…”
“Oh, I’m sorry Mimi. I just came into inheritance and have a lot to learn yet. But I’m very serious indeed. If there is no miniature version of her, I would like to get one made. Would $5000 suffice? Mimi, will you be having mini Chihuahuas?”
“Yes we will, email me so that I can put you on the waiting list. I’m 50 days along, I will be having them myself, on a handmade pink fluffy cushion with faux beaver fur. I copulated with a Chihuahua so small, I could barely see him. On a royal honeymoon bed covered in rabbit and mountain lion fur. Faux, of course.”
“Do they shed?”
“They are no shed guaranteed, if they shed, you can ship them back to us, we have a special rainbow room for the shedders where they can…erm…shed to their heart’s content.”
“Do they have any health issues?”
“They are made with love. Sometimes when we forget to adorn the room with enough colorful ornaments, hydrocephalus, hypoglycemia, cardiac problems, seizures, portosystemic shunts, open fontanels, Leggs Calves Perthes disease and the like might occur. But love conquers all sweetheart. Plus, if your teacup jumps down the bed and breaks all of her legs because her bones are underdeveloped or if you wake up to find your teacup dead after a cardiac arrest or screaming in pain because her tiny skull size is no match for the growth of her brain, please e-mail me. But ONLY SERIOUS BUYERS!!! Oh sorry, I get carried away sometimes. Honey, you do not need to worry, the ones with the health issues never make it to the front page. We locate them in our concentrated royal affection room, where they get spoiled to death! And you’ll never guess who decorated the room!
“But some folks say you are a money craving, selfish bitch Mimi…”
“It’s because they are JEALOUS! They cannot afford our bundles of joy and end up with some obscure mix breed, which let me tell you, does not even fit into a suitcase let alone a handbag!”
“Mimi, you are an angel! So precious, you look like a stuffed animal! I mean that as a compliment.”
“Proceed to the dark room, nothing to be afraid of. It’s standard procedure. Turn around. You will stay here until you copulate. There is the water and food bowl. Oh there isn’t? Well, it’s not dinner time yet! I will check back on you tomorrow. Too cold? That shouldn’t stop the forced nature from taking its course. What are you looking at me for? Noone is going to make your picture! This is your third litter anyway, noone expects you to survive this one. So, you’d better produce as many as you can.”
An insight into a generic puppy mill
Ignorance is bliss. Not knowing what is going on behind closed doors, not witnessing a miserable existence which serves a single purpose –to breed so that someone can cash in her lifesource- is a bliss. A bliss so precious that an average pretentious, fashion-crazed, botoxed new money is proud to carry around the offspring of that miserable existence. Royal Teacup Puppies and Boutique Teacup Puppies are only two of many teacup puppy breeders who shamelessly produce minibreed puppies, a breed that originally does not and should not under any ethical or humane pretext be forced to exist to begin with. The fact that there is a chance the teacup puppy one purchases will be healthy, can hardly justify massproducing miniature puppies when thousands of perfectly healthy puppies are gassed or injected to death every single day in the United States.
But there is no point in addressing the 2553 (as of 06.12.2011) members of this shameless factory which hides its callous disregard for the lives of these puppies and their parents under the cloak of alleged faux fur and celebrity culture. Those members are probably too deep in royal sleep. But it is our duty not only as animal rescuers but as human beings who have looked into the eyes of a dog waiting to be killed because noone adopted him, dying of a curable disease in a shelter, dumped on the streets after giving birth to enough “cash”, those eyes that unmistakably tell you the world without an utterance, it is our duty to put an end to this. Because be assured, if we do not, NOONE will.
Newton is one of the many Chihuahuas that day DAILY in shelters across the USA because at least 2553 people are not interested in a puppy who will not weigh more than 2 pounds.
HOW TO HELP?
Write to Mimi and to Ashley Anderson, the founders of this brutal business on the Royal Teacup Puppies Pageand Boutique Teacup Puppies and on their e-mails at RoyalTeacupPuppies@gmail.com firstname.lastname@example.org and urge them to share the pictures of the breeding facilities as well as the mothers of the puppies.
Ask them why they are not interested in saving lives of puppies in kill shelters being the bundle of love they are.
Ask them how much of each $5000 is spent on improving the living conditions of the teacup mothers.
Ask them for the list of veterinarians she consults with to make sure the puppies do not carry any genetic diseases and will not experience terrible pain because of arrested development.
Ask them how long the teacup mothers live, how many litters they produce.
Ask them about the fate of the teacups who do not turn out “perfect.”
And most importantly ask them if they have any decency left to give straight answers to these questions.
DO IT NOW! Help us introduce them to a basic sense of decency. This is one of those cases where silence is a crime.
And ask yourselves, and ask Royal Teacup Puppies Factory: Can life be measured by one’s index finger? And if it can, how much is it REALLY worth?. Let’s put these monsters out of Business… LEAVE A COMMENT in the blog and please SHARE this post across your social networks.. . SHARE!!!
UPDATE: DECEMBER 6
Following our blog, we have just received an absolutely hilarious email. It was obviously written under duress and stress… It comes from Alex Freire, Kiki Hamman “Career Manager”… are you ready? it’s kind of nasty…
21:48 (27 minutes ago)
Dear Mr. Viktor,
Consider this a one time advise.
Kiki Hamann Group is a corporation in the business of Luxury Eccentric item with a division manufacturing products for ALL kinds of dogs.
Kiki Hamann Group gives thousands of dollars to Dog charity year around.
Kiki Hamann group provide shelter for rescued dogs, cats, rabbits, ferrets, birds etc…
Kiki Hamann Group it is not in the business of breeding animals of any kind, selling animals of any kind and as we do not support animal cruelty or puppy millers!
Kiki Hamann group is a decent profitable corporation that loves animals in a health not fanatic or radical way.
Kiki Hamann Group does not use real animal fur never did and never will. (they only use leather, but that’s ok )
Kiki Hamann group is very much concerned with its integrity, name and reputation and will save no money to keep it real.
Kiki Hamann Group is located around the globe including Turkey, Venezuela and Colombia (and here he makes it sound really scary!)
Kiki Hamann Group’s legal department is directed by Kiki Hamann’s Brother in Law, a very famous, wealth, vicious and determined lawyer (how come everyone has a rich lawyer in the family lately?), who coordinate cases around the globe and will be quite happy to help her to protect her name from being slandered for any reason and any one.
Kiki Hamann group Will not tolerate you, your organization, your followers to create criminal anarchy, criminal slander, chaos, inflammation (??) and false image in its daily life and will respond with full power.
Kiki Hamann as a person is a big time dog lover, full of great deeds!
We/She feels that you are misjudging her/us very much and by using her to hurt RTC you will buy yourself a war with a powerful group and we think that you can use that much money that you will spend in the court of law defending yourself in several countries into helping more animals! Be wise and be real.
RTC has no associations with the Kiki Hamann Group other than being a customer.
But we cannot refuse her business based only on your war with her.
We ask you kindly to remove all possible criminal references to Kiki Hamann as a person and as a business immediately as we will ask RTC to also do the same.
You have above all the facts about kiki Hamann and I honestly hope it will clear your precipitated attack and serve you as an eye opener to the truth.
As I write you this friendly email (yes.. that was friendly indeed!) I have a team of professional investigators with lots of incentive preparing me a report for Ms Hamann on your life since the day you were born!
So lets keep it easy and do the right thing which is what I am telling you to!
Please govern yourself aaccordingly
Alex Zapparolli Freire
KHCC Corp. VP-Director of Operations &
Celebrity Designer Kiki Hamann’s career Manager
Press Kit: http://www.kikihamann.com/press.htm
USA 305 321-0697 / 305-764-4095
Manufacture at 2050NW Southriver Dr Miami Fl 33125 USA
Flagship Store at Coco Walk #236 Coconut Grove Fl 33133
22:10 (31 minutes ago)
I’m glad you are enjoying my blog.
I suggest you read it again, and understand that I am in no way attacking Ms. Hamann.. Could you please tell me in which part of the blog do you see ANY criminal accusations on my part?
The fact that KH donates to charity is completely irrelevant in this case, as her very public association with such an embarrassing outfit raises many questions.
One thing is to make ballerina tutus for dogs, the other is to allow her image and reputation to be tarnished by her public association to such a cruel and hideous business.
Now Alex, please stop puffing your chest and relax. I understand the whole thing must be quite embarrassing to you but think about it.. by choosing to associate yourself with the lowest kind of irresponsible breeders this was meant to happen at some point or another. You were just lucky that you live in a totally hypocritical society that didn’t bother pointing out the association.
You make coats for dogs and sell them at extortionate prices. I am an animal activist, ready to expose animal cruelty, wherever it is.
That’s what we do.
I suggest you take a hard-line stance against Teacup breeders, encourage Spay and Neuter, responsible breeding AND adoptions from the Florida shelters.
Do the right thing… whether is me the one that tells you to do it or
not… just do the right thing.