MONKEY writes to Derrick D. Scholdfield, Commissioner of the Tennessee Department of Correction
Dear Commissioner Schofield,
I am MONKEY!, can I call you Derrick?
I don’t know if you know who I am, most people do but maybe I am not so famous in Tennessee. I am Monkey, the Director of Kitty Rescue Operations of Let’s Adopt!, the great animal rescue organization. I have a problem and I hope you can help me.
This is the letter that I received this morning before I even got to go pee pee..
Derrick man, what is this? Is this a joke or what? How can one of your employees be threatening me, Monkey? I am a kitty and I live in a country very far away from you. How can your wardens do something like this? Who do they think they are? This is embarrassing! I am scared, I don’t want to have the same problem as Mr. Jingles
Ah… I understand, maybe because you have so many bad people and so many prisons you don’t know who Angelia Bratcher Bess is. Ok, I understand, so let me help you and maybe then you can speak to her and tell her to be nice, because Derrick, she is bad bad news. Ok, let me tell you a story.
A few days ago my friend Viktor discovered that your warden (oops!, she was not a warden, we just found out she works at the Mental Health Department!!!) Angelia Bratcher Bess was part of a secret group of bad people that were trying to harm him and his organization. Angelia wrote in her Facebook Page that she works at your prison. See? It’s very public, she likes you and she seems to be very proud to work for you.
In this really mean group Angelia and her friends are all terrible and ugly people, there is a very bad woman called Tanya Fusco and another called Carol Vierela (she is bad!), and then there is heavyweight journalist in Canada, Gord Macey. All very bad people, if you read what they have done you will understand.
So Derrick, your friend Angelia Bratcher Bess has been spending all her time doing bad things to Viktor and his group. I am just a kitty, and I don’t know many things but maybe you will agree with me that what this woman has done is very bad and a real shame for the Tennessee Department of Corrections. Here are some of the things she has done:
Angelia Bratcher Bess is a troll. In case you don’t know, troll is someone that goes around the internet pretending to be other people, creating fake social media accounts to insult and harm and slander and do all those bad things bad people do. Here are some examples so you can see
So you see, your prison has a troll. You must stop her from doing bad things to good people or to good kitties like me.
Then (and this is really bad), Angelia Bratcher Bess and her ugly friend donated 1 penny!!!! to Viktor’s group when they were trying to save a very injured kitty just to be able to accuse them of fraud. Yes Derrick, FRAUD!!! You don’t believe it? . here, you can read:
Then, Angelia Bratcher Bess complains to everybody. She even complains to the FBI!!! Yes Derrick!!! the BBB and the IC3, a part of the FBI!!! The FBI Derrick, are your people all crazy? How can they report a group that saves kitties like me to the FBI!!!. Here you can see…
And she has done many bad things like that.
Derrick, I don’t know what, but you need to do something with this really bad woman before she embarrasses you and the Tennessee Department of Corrections even more.
Is this ridiculous behavior worthy of a corrections officer? What’s next? Smoking crack and tweeting about it?
Last week I watched “The Shawshank Redemption” and I hope you are not one of those bad men like they show in that movie. I hope you will speak to your warden this Angelia Bratcher Bess ugly woman and tell her to leave me alone and if she is bored and she doesn’t much to do maybe you can give her a bucket and tell her to go unplug the toilets of the prison that I hear they are blocked.
Please don’t let any of the prisoners read this letter, if they did, they would be making catcalls whenever they saw Angelia passing, or imagine the comments on your Facebook Page. Imagine all those kitties asking you to leave Monkey alone. It would very funny but very embarrassing too.
This was my first letter to an important man like you but I am very happy I did. I hope we can be friends and maybe one day we can even meet and play together. I love you! Meoww….
Hi Derrick, it’s me again, MONKEY!
Listen, there has to be a mistake. My friends have been checking up what’s the problem with Angelia Bratcher Bess and they have found out that she is not a warden, she works at THE DEPARTMENT OF MENTAL HEALTH!!!! . But Derrick… that’s totally crazy!!. How can you put someone that is behaving like they have some sort of mental issue working in such a department!!! Don’t you see that it makes no sense?? This is like putting a drunk or a drug addict in the program of Drug rehabilitation. See? Makes no sense.
What a mess Derrick, what a mess… ok, I need to go now. Bye. I love you.
P.S 2. Please Derrick, if you love me too maybe you would like to buy a copy of my E-book, it’s going to be published in just a couple of weeks, and the money raised is all going to save kitties and dogies. Would you like to help? (but more than a penny please), if you do, this is the Chipin you have to use. Many thanks Derrick, you are great, now go get her!